There’s a worm in my apple, a worm in my apple, a worm in my apple
How gross is that?
(and the worm says)
There’s a tooth in my bedroom, a tooth in my bedroom, a tooth in my bedroom
And a tongue, pink and fat

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

There’s a bug in my lettuce, a bug in my lettuce, a bug in my lettuce
And it’s crawling around
(and the bug says)
There’s a fork in my forest, a fork in my forest, a fork in my forest
And it’s shaking the ground

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

There’s an ant in my sugar, an ant in my sugar, an ant in my sugar
And his friends are there too
(and the ant says)
There’s a spoon in our ski slope, a spoon in our ski slope, a spoon in our ski slope
What are we to do?

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

So the next time you’re eatin’
If there’s a creature you’re meetin’
Remember these words that we’re sayin’ to you
Don’t have a hissy
Let’s not get too prissy
Just imagine the scenery
From our point of view

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww