ThereÕs a worm in my apple, a worm in my apple, a worm in my apple
How gross is that?
(and the worm says)
ThereÕs a tooth in my bedroom, a tooth in my bedroom, a tooth in my bedroom
And a tongue, pink and fat

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

ThereÕs a bug in my lettuce, a bug in my lettuce, a bug in my lettuce
And itÕs crawling around
(and the bug says)
ThereÕs a fork in my forest, a fork in my forest, a fork in my forest
And itÕs shaking the ground

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

ThereÕs an ant in my sugar, an ant in my sugar, an ant in my sugar
And his friends are there too
(and the ant says)
ThereÕs a spoon in our ski slope, a spoon in our ski slope, a spoon in our ski slope
What are we to do?

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww

So the next time youÕre eatinÕ
If thereÕs a creature youÕre meetinÕ
Remember these words that weÕre sayinÕ to you
DonÕt have a hissy
LetÕs not get too prissy
Just imagine the scenery
From our point of view

Eww eww eww, eww eww eww
ee-eeeee-wwwww, eww